Archive for April, 2007

non sequitur

Saturday, April 14th, 2007

“Okay,” the Guy said, coming down the stairs in a new shirt and pants. “Let’s go. I’m nice and shiny now.”

I looked up. “Did you take a shower?”

“No. I just licked myself.”

Married life.

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” -Victor Borge