(1:22:55 PM) Me: I made myself an awesome wrap out of hummus, tabbouleh, tomato, irish cheddar, and lavash bread.
(1:23:09 PM) The Guy: that’s because you are awesome
(1:23:29 PM) Me: Are you still ass-kissing me because you forgot my birthday?
(1:23:41 PM) The Guy: no
(1:23:43 PM) Me: You could [...]