faulty vision
(1:22:55 PM) Me: I made myself an awesome wrap out of hummus, tabbouleh, tomato, irish cheddar, and lavash bread.
(1:23:09 PM) The Guy: that’s because you are awesome
(1:23:29 PM) Me: Are you still ass-kissing me because you forgot my birthday?
(1:23:41 PM) The Guy: no
(1:23:43 PM) Me: You could just send me flowers or something and call it square.
(1:23:50 PM) The Guy: tho today is apparently chinese valentines
(1:23:53 PM) Me: Why aren’t you still ass-kissing me because you forgot my birthday?
This is like the conversation you get when you ask your husband, “Which one of these jeans makes me look fatter?” Normally the Guy is much more wily than this. I can only ascribe this uncharacteristic lapse on his part to lunar influences, the Republican Party and maybe Satan.
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HE FORGOT YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?!?!? I am shocked and disappointed in Yan.
Did he make it up to you?
He has! Finally! He just bought me an iPod nano. It is yellow. Needless to say, it’ll be at least a year before he gets to live this down. Or maybe five.
Yep, as much as I love your Guy… I vote for 5. Ok, at least 2.