“Hobbes, say, ‘Mommy crazy.’”

“Mommy cwazy.”

The Guy started to crack up. “We have the best son,” he declared.

“Hobbes, punch daddy in the balls, please.”

“Bawws,” Hobbes said gravely.

The Guy continued to laugh.

“Sweetie, say, ‘Daddy is a jackass.’”

“Hey, don’t teach him swear words.”

“What’s a swear word?”

“Jackass.”

“That’s not a [...]