My memory is not, let’s say, good. It wouldn’t be too far to say that it has the retentive qualities of your average titanium brick. It takes something on the order of a laser drill or an atomic bomb to make any impact on it. Yes, I manage to remember from day to day that [...]

My friends, you make me sad. So many of you started out well with this 30 day meme. You gamboled along all full of excitement and vision; you gurgled words into the internet like merry brooks. You spouted material for me to sip from, like the parched frog at the spout of a beer keg. [...]