Our plane to England leaves at 7:20 AM out of SFO on Monday, which means we’ll have to be out of the house by 5:00 AM at the latest. What with toddler, luggage, long-term parking, checking in, not to mention changing diapers, changing clothes, feeding toddler, suppressing urge to muzzle toddler (none of this listed [...]

On Tuesday, I woke up a married woman.

I went to bed a single one.

Some days are just like that.

“You should journal that,” my husband told me, the last time I passed on something ridiculous and funny that our son had done.

“Meh,” I said, because I am lazy.

“Or you should just email him, so he can read it later, like in that commercial,” he said. “He has an email.” (Fact: we might [...]

I have insomnia, so I am sitting on the sofa, surfing the internet.

My husband has a video game, so he is standing in the middle of the living room, shooting mutants and listening to Bing Crosby. (Fallout: New Vegas, for those of you who are wondering.)

It is now 1:49. AM.

It occurs to [...]