headless
backend visit
it all falls down
the sleep of the unjust
white house dinner
about teeth
misappropriated talent
poke the corpse
2008 Resolutions
2008
2007 Epilogue
Christmas
instant gratification
early christmas
a matter of identification
sako
Title 11
Nanofucknotagainmo
a little incidental
braces and life lessons
Landlords and leasing
summation
non sequitur
random snippet
fallout
7 days
playing catch-up
Cinque Terre 2
crime is expensive
Florence, Cinque Terre
Siena, Assisi, and back to Florence
Florence
Rome 2
Rome 1
Errata.
feminine graces (or, I do not walk like a duck.)
Guns
Texas
culture tipping
No pain, no gain
The Structure of a story
Moogle
Green Tea and Teacups
Baiting the hook
Old Man Driving
Past Tense Present Perfect
Bob
Slugs
Men are dumb.
Kronos
Method acting
Cannibalism
Persistent
Things that make you go, "Huh?"
Paper or plastic?
Weird
Shanghai Butterfly
Cholesterol and wifely care
Darwin
double-takes
Why the sky is blue
silver, not aqua.
conspiracy and paranoia
running naked
mama's on the internet, pilgrim
the ongoing quest
a little insurance
animal tails
cannonball drop
strange asian
moscow memory
i left my cat in New York City
a few miscellanae
ass-thumping
phone calls with sako.
Asian Tact Deficiency Syndrome (ATDS)
goats are from venus
the cheese.
on the wall
strawberry shortcake, blueberry pie
Break in the New Year
it goes without saying
Whole Foods
A little more nano
renting
Doghouse
NaNo go
that time of the...
midget maggots
a little nap
some cosmetic points
of course
parsley and almond pesto
a thousand words.
poopy mouth
mother computer
how's it dangling?
sniff sniff
why'd we pick the fuckwit bird to represent peace?
10 years and change
vroom
a little more...
changing the clothes
heisenberg lives
bless yo ha-aht!
in utero
poomba
and a little cup of pee
ring around the rosey
still deeper pockets
deep pocket
borderline
cheap highs
somewhere over the hump
south beach wk 2
right hand or left?
south beach wk 1
purple monkey roundup
belly up
up a down hill.
what color is your sputum?
about that cat
a little pride
circus
the ox and the dog.
read between the lines
never seen a tiara worn there
news from the home front
pens
phone calls II
phone calls
things you overhear
70th birthday
peeing dog
alligator finger
tulips
she did what?
Jersey Girl
the optional white line
my ass broke off.
mattress topper
madness of mom
the list
tossing & turning
depression
hump that toad
201 and a bucket of thongs
before the turkey
craving clockworks
side of beef
bean-o
fuzzy little
crossing borders
back under the knife
mushrooms
enter the banana
happy birthday, Guy!
trimming the turkey
tempest? meet teapot.
lost carrot
odds & ends
the one ring
engagement
IRS
8 Short Intermezzos
white pills
bathroom courtesies
surgery consult
sandwich
face nipple
turning 30
cooking credit
vacation voodoo
duck
leaving the path less travelled
nine years
hai
tactics
scatopy
two weeks
illness and death
anniversary
political underwear
roommates
hi again
smelling the Cow
north-north-west
first night
about that wallet
a single run-on sentence
fishy thoughts
the feet do thanksgiving
resolutions
cow town
a little nothing
good names
leonids
finger food
aroe vela
november 13, 2002
voted
Otello, starring . . .
happy birthday guy
lavender
a short outtake
what ho!
faulty vision
two thoughts
stubble
september 11, 2002
non sequitors
hearth & home
about marriage
quilting
waiting for apocolypse
egg / noodle
extracting the tooth
memory
wheeled
brooklyn boobs
new new york
snip
quality of quotas
rationalizing sin
car by inches
license to drive
manicures and mezzos
(un)employed
back
clothes
eat drink and what?
anniversary
monday
restaurants
edwin drood
watching film
callback
cover letter
sourdough
tell me no lies
mauritian mosquitos
budgiehead
dry wit
the trouble with going steady
wilting
birthday
old friends
funding
find the finger
valentine
jetlag
to mauritius
england
outside my door
darth rabbit
outside the lines
mister yu-hu-ri
divorce and Andrew Lang
lines
grandmother
mochitsuki
surcease
pamela
three generations
Hirata theory o' relativity
travel's a bitch
unemployment
layoff
sound waves
a little bit of everything
resume writing
chapter end
too much honesty
moles
@work
breasticles
art of the protest
blood & the babe
bedsprings
an interview
nails
yuppized
gun monkey
old guy
obsession: by Maxis
madernity
seasonal paganry
anthrax
the lighthouse and the feet
overdue
aah-men
snippers
outed
RIF
weighing in
buzz & roses
two days
september 11, 2001
what i did...
a little italy
rebuttal
me me me!
gahmorning
converse & the guy
turtle kisses
scatopy too
firecrackers
capsized
garlic ice cream
company rah-rah
tortoise
anniversary bets
quiche
a little bard
spring good-byes
the hardening of yuhri
driving miss crazy
breaking college boy
a little competition
little blurp
stranded and shorn
gibbers
dating
shoe
toot
westech
mornings
lisi and the woods
professional
coming up
conversation
ants
two by two, hurrah!
pearl eyes
sleepover
those passing decades
by the road
conversations
discoveries
spid and commuting
of kitchen sinks
on the first day
flamenco shoes
q-squared
fish stalkings
the chickens
the icky feeling