she did what?

"She didn't."

"She did."

"You've got to be joking. How did she figure that one out?"

"I don't know. Even if she didn't get told by her doctor, it's not like it's not written on the bottle--"

"Wait. Wait. Tell Yuhri this. She's got to hear this."

"Hear what?"

"I have this friend who's a nurse at another clinic, she tells me this story. There's this woman, right? She gets prescribed a nasal spray. The doctor tells her, two puffs, one in each nostril, once during the day, once during the night."

"Okay."

"So she comes back and complains that it's not working right. So the doctor says, well, try it for a little while longer and see what happens."

"Okay."

"So she comes back later and says it still isn't working right. The doctor's surprised, because it should be, and says, well, maybe you're not getting a tight enough seal when you're spraying it. And she says, I'm not a whore."

"What?"

"Turns out, she's been spraying this in her vagina, twice a day."

"What?!"

"Yeah. That's what I said."

"But it was a nasal spray. For her nose."

"Guess she failed high school anatomy."