pens

"Where are the -- I can't find a pen."

"Here's one. No, wait. It doesn't work."

"Do you have one?"

"Hm? I'm using the last one. --Hey, you have a pen for Yuhri?"

"I have some pencils...."

"This is amazing. You don't have any pens. Your drug reps aren't doing their jobs. This is the first clinic I've been to where there are no drug advertisement pens falling out of people's ears."

"It's kind of unusual. Usually we have lots of them."

"I can't find any."

"It's because it's just after the holidays. Usually we have more pens than brains around here."

"Heh. Heh heh. Yuhri. Tell them about the thing you had with the server and trying to reboot it--"

"Shut up. Give me your pen."