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"We could go to Costco tomorrow," I said.

The Guy stared at me. "What?"

"You said you needed soy milk."

"You hate Costco on the weekends."

"Yes, I know. I'm just saying. We could go. And you're running out of soda, too."

"But I thought we decided Costco sucks on the weekends. We don't need to go. Why do you want to go?"

"I don't know. I'm thinking of things that you like to do. I'm trying to be considerate here."

"You don't need to do that."

"Shut up. I'm depressed."

"Aww." The Guy tipped over onto me. "It's okay. I won't leave you because you're depressed."

I paused. "It hadn't actually occurred to me that you might leave me because I'm depressed, but thanks for that thought."

The Guy started to giggle.

Sometimes marriage is so totally not worth it.